THYSELF, O LORD: Você quer ótimo sexo? Case com um(a) católico(a) devoto(a).

quarta-feira, 24 de julho de 2013

Você quer ótimo sexo? Case com um(a) católico(a) devoto(a).

Saiu no jornal US News, cristãos que frequentam a Igreja mais vezes fazem sexo melhor, em especial os católicos devotos. A Pesquisa é do Family Research Council e se baseia em vários estudos. Os católicos devotos se mostram mais satisfeitos no sexo e sentem mais o amor do parceiro.

Já se sabe que os casados fazem mais sexo que os solteiros e acho que não é difícil entender por que os católicos devotos fazem sexo melhor. Não é preciso muita pesquisa para saber as razões disso: os católicos devotos tendem a tirar as partes ruins do sexo nos dias de hoje, os artefafos humanos para prevenir os filhos durante o sexo, pois os filhos são uma benção, mas usam vários outros artefatos humanos para melhorar a atividade sexual.

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